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just some funny mlia's that i had no where else to put


Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA.


Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny. MLIA.

This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I'm his son. MLIA

Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA

Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.

Today, my best friend told me that the word 'therapist' was actually 'the rapist' put together.
My mind was blown.
MLIA

Whip It!

Today I saw Whip It!
directed by Drew Barrymore.
Starring Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, and Kristin Wigg (?? from SNL)

Basically Bliss (yes that is her real name) (also played by Ellen Page) was always expected to be the Southern Belle her mother once was. When she found the sport of roller derby, that took priority in her life, and everything in her life took a backseat, including her best friend.

Through her roller derbies, she met Oliver. They went out but his band had a mini- tour for 1 month. Bliss AKA Babe Ruthless on the track, and Oliver swapped pieces of clothing, he gave her his jacket (which was later burned) and she gave him her (mother's) band t-shirt.

The movie was great. It could have been better though. I feel as though the movie was left with a lot of loose ends, though there probably won't be a sequel. For Drew Barrymore's first directing experience the movie was fantastic. But I do wish there was more, I don't know what, but more.

I would rate this movie 4/5 stars.
and I think you should see it.
:)

woah. sorry guys. its been a while

It seems like everyone I am following is apologizing for not posting.
its school. haha.

for me my weeks are extraordinarily busy.
Cross country practice is everyday after school.
except tuesdays and thursdays when I have a meet.
then on Wednesdays, Saturday mornings, and Sunday mornings I have hockey practice.
and if you add that in with 3-5 hours of homework a night, I don't have much time to blog.
and in addition, in october, on mondays and Wednesdays, I will have SAT prep.
yayyyyyyy.

Lets see. I went apple picking today with my family. that was fun i suppose.
yesterday we played a 14u team for hockey and lost 4-0. pathetic.

ah I better get to my homework.
I think I will try and get on every sunday and update.

au revoir :)

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try em. they are cool.

School!

Woo! the first week of school is officially over!
I am now 1 week into my junior year :)
my classes are:
-AP US History
-Physics
-IB Literature
-Economics
-Algebra II Trig
-Theory of Knowledge
-French 4

What are your classes?

school tomorrowww

I am not quite sure what to think about school tomorrow.
I am excited to get my schedule and everything. but I don't want to go back for another 9 months.
I hope I have lunch with my friends.


it feels so surreal.
like school isn't really tomorrow

fitness challenge :)

I forgot to upload the pics from cross country, so I will have a link at the bottom of this entry :)

After I got home from camping, I had a lazy friday, (came back on thursday), and then saturday morning I had a 1.5 hour hockey practice, and I had a 2.5 hour hockey practice this morning. GREAT.

clearly I am still sore, but I am going to try and go for a run today, just to loosen up a little. nothing intense, maybe a mile run with my sister.

I am going to challenge anyone who reads this blog to get in shape. It doesn't matter how, but get into shape before it starts getting cold for winter. Run a few times a week, or dance, or yoga, Anything!

and then tell me how you do :)
if you have any questions let me know !
(I doubt anyone will do this haha)


click here for xc pictures

Camping!

Camping was so much fun! The running was really really tough, but I know I am stronger now because of it. We ran 5 times in 4 days for a total of 190 minutes or roughly 3 hours up a lot of hills.
We stayed in cabins, which is not completely roughing it, but there was no heat and a lot of trees, so it was always around 60 degrees in the cabins (at the warmest).
Our team made t-shirts, we played catch phrase, sat around a campfire, played capture the flag, made friendship bracelets, and so much other fun stuff. I have pictures, and I will try and get those up for you a little later.
Our way home was the real excitement of the week. Our car, blew a tire on the thruway and we were stuck on the side of the thruway for 2 hours, because the spare tire wouldn't come off. I have pictures of that, that I will put up soon too. Oh my was it an exciting week.
I really had a great time! I hope we can do it next year too!

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